[boys not allowed]

you know when that wonderful time of the month is just about here when:
~you have these

and left over peanut butter cookies for breakfast.....

~or when your dinner is in a mixing bowl because it does not fit into a normal bowl.

~or when you make your husband leave with you at 9:45 at night, drive like a mad woman, speeding..swerving..etc...so you can have this. because, well, you just "NEED it, so bad"

~or how about when you dominate your cafe rio salad down to the last morsel and ask what is for dessert...?
~or when you find something wrong out of nothing
~or when you feel like a whale and a rhinoceros put together
~or when you get overwhelmed by the drop of a hat
~or when your to-do list looks like it has elephant sized tasks on it, when in reality, they are very simple
~or when every decision you make is an emotional one, instead of logical
~or when you cry watching "mean girls" and "real housewives of orange county." specifically, at the part when lindsay lohan gets hit by the bus. yes, that is when i cried. wow. that is embarrassing.

am i the only one that feels this way??

hormones. they are real. oh yes they are. unfortunately. but i am not sure how long i can blame my craziness on them. and tell myself "well, my metabolism is working extra hard right now...so..."

[a shout out to my husband. he will receive extra kisses tomorrow for being so patient and so kind. and also, a round of applause from me to the males of the world. you are blessed souls.]

goodnight!