Peeps.
please meet wally.
Wally is a 490 pound fast food addict that entered our living room last monday night on the show "extreme makeover: weight loss edition." Wally's journey begins on a high note as he loses a total of 110 pounds in the first 3 months of his transformation...but then, not being able to control his addiction, his journey rapidly spirals downward by gaining the weight back and not being able to finish what he started.
wally, is now in big trouble.
by who?
by me.
ever since daron met wally, he proceeds to yell wally's name like a dying witch as i try and enjoy a childhood treat that i have recently been obsessed with. it is one of the saddest tragedies. every time i try and enjoy this dessert i enjoyed as an itty bitty child i have to hear daron's voice saying
"WALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" "WALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
over and over again.
just reminding me that every bite i take i am getting closer and closer to wally's 490 pounds and most likely looking like a food addict myself (especially when i am having my 3rd bowl)
i feel bad for wally. i really really do.
but i am even more sad that i cannot enjoy my simple yet glorious yummy dessert.
wally, i wish you all the luck in the world but i sure wish we had never met you.
childhood dessert
vanilla ice cream loaded with chocolate syrup, mixed until porridge texture.
he calls it: poop. i call it: yummy yummy goodness.
............................................................................
until wally came along!
please meet wally.
Wally is a 490 pound fast food addict that entered our living room last monday night on the show "extreme makeover: weight loss edition." Wally's journey begins on a high note as he loses a total of 110 pounds in the first 3 months of his transformation...but then, not being able to control his addiction, his journey rapidly spirals downward by gaining the weight back and not being able to finish what he started.
wally, is now in big trouble.
by who?
by me.
ever since daron met wally, he proceeds to yell wally's name like a dying witch as i try and enjoy a childhood treat that i have recently been obsessed with. it is one of the saddest tragedies. every time i try and enjoy this dessert i enjoyed as an itty bitty child i have to hear daron's voice saying
"WALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" "WALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
over and over again.
just reminding me that every bite i take i am getting closer and closer to wally's 490 pounds and most likely looking like a food addict myself (especially when i am having my 3rd bowl)
i feel bad for wally. i really really do.
but i am even more sad that i cannot enjoy my simple yet glorious yummy dessert.
wally, i wish you all the luck in the world but i sure wish we had never met you.
childhood dessert
vanilla ice cream loaded with chocolate syrup, mixed until porridge texture.
he calls it: poop. i call it: yummy yummy goodness.
............................................................................
until wally came along!
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